Sunday Run/Hike

Next weeks Run #2064

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Time: 3pm

Location: Cuayan. Under the expressway and turn right at the 2nd turn. Will be marked.

Remarks: Short trail 5 to 6 k. Long trail is about 8k. Onhome is Premiere Hotel

Hare: Scrotum

Who: All - Adult themed - Children welcome but Parental discretion advised
When: Every Sunday
Price: Men 350 Peso, Women 150 Peso, Kids 100 Peso

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Upcoming Angeles Hash runs

2064 2/25/2018 Cuayan. Under the expressway and turn right at the 2nd turn. Will be marked. Short trail 5 to 6 k. Long trail is about 8k. Onhome is Premiere Hotel Scrotum

Previous Angeles Hash runs

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1988 9/11/2016 San Martin Start where the road widens a little past the Korean church halfway down the hill. The 9/11 date has no relevance whatsoever apart from being Ferdinand Marcos' birthday... Nancy Boy
1987. 9/4/2016 Panaisan. Take MacArthur hiway to Bamban, continue on, Left turn up the Mianang Rd, continue for 1.4Km, then it's a right turn and follow calsamite to the back of the Germans white house. A run for all seasons, by Mr.& Mrs.. Click on Run No. for map. On-Home Niagara. Single Malt. & Sip Sip in.
1986 8/28/2016 Same run site as Soggy 3 weeks ago, just past Friendship Gate right turn that goes under the viaduct. It will be a different trail than last time. On On will be at Muncher's watering hole opposite La Teresita hotel in Elisa St. Note: make your own way to run site- P7 jeepney. Also, food available at on on. Piss Stop and Minnie d'Muncher
1985. 38th Anniversary Run. 8/21/2016 San Martin.leaves from Premiere Hotel,Across bridge to nowhere, drive to T junction, turn left up to village,start is past village overlooking Randy's farm. Park at top of hill overlooking Randy's farm, the end of the run is at the farm. No river crossings, about 6Km, one trail,no T shirts, so regular price. On-Home Premiere. Aug. 21. Ninoy Aquino day. Saput & Susu.
1984 8/14/2016 Take the road to Magalang continue to Pampanga State Agricultural College. Then left and continue 500 meters. Turn right following the signs to Orissa Wellness Center. Park along side that road. Trail starts at Stations of the Cross and ends at the top of Mt Arayat. Trail is permanently marked with yellow paint. It takes 4-5 hours to go to the summit and return. Therefore if you want to hike to the top you must start early and provide your own transportation. If you take the jeep at 3:00 you can hike 3/4 to 1 hour and then turn around and return to the start. If you arrive at the normal time do not try to go all the way to the top because you will be coming back in the dark. On home Barbarinos Bush Diver
1983. 8/7/2016 Friendship. Go up perimeter road, continue on straight at Friendship going towards the Base gate,as you make the left hand turn you will see a Korean Resto on your left, just past there is a vacant block, if there isn't enough room, park on one side of road. About 7Km, nothing difficult. On-Home Premiere. Click on Run No. for map. Soggy D/H.
1982 7/31/2016 Coming from SCTEX expressway, take Porac exit. At junction with Angeles-Porac Road go across on to dirt road and start is about 200m ahead. Coming from Angeles turn left at the same point onto the dirt road. Almost flat, about 7K. Completely new virgin trail. On home Premier hotel. dances with dogs and Cujo
1981 7/24/2016 Trail starts at the Agricultural College Helipad on the top of the hill in SanVicente drive trough the base over the bridge to nowhere follow the main rd until you get to T junction turn right follow the road till first road on the left side then up to the top of the hill at the T junction turn right about one hundred meters on the right is the start not sure how long yet /// ON home is at Niagara lost in subic + Marbles
1980. 7/17/2016 Clark Adventure Park. Over the bridge to nowhere, first left, second right, and up the hill to the top, park before you get to where all the activities are. Two trails, 4.7 and 7Km. On-Home Premiere. Click on run No. for map. Induces & Helpers.
1979 7/10/2016 Mainang: Going north on McArthur highway pass over Bamban (coat-hanger) bridge. 1.1 km after the bridge turn left onto the Mainang road. Follow the road for about 7 km to its end. The last few hundred metres is dirt/stone road after the concrete road finishes. Click on run number for picture of route. A to A trails through very scenic countryside. Long trail is about 8.6 km and short is about 4 or 5 km. Be sure to take water if you're doing the long trail. On Home is Niagara. Sirena & Patch Snatch
1978. 7/3/2016 Sapang Bato. Vacant block on left, just before the cemetery. Medium trail 8Km. Short, less than 6Km. No wet feet unless it rains, bring Umbrella it might. On-Home Premiere. Hashing 101.. Smack my Arse & Morf.
1977 6/26/2016 Near Jalung Elementary School, Brgy. Cangatba, Porac. Approaching Porac town from Angeles go straight over at cross-roads with the river bridge on your RHS. Follow road round taking 2nd left and then 1st right (you should now be on the Jalung road). Follow road for a few km until it ends at a T jcn opposite the Jalung Elementary School. Turn right and follow track about 200 m down to riverside. Drive (carefully) over bridge to park on opposite bank. Click on Run number for Google earth map of route to start. Run A-A, about 6.4 km, mainly flat. On-Home Premiere hotel. Pussy Licker & Patch Snatch
1976 6/19/2016 Cuayan near Dragon fruit plantation From Friendhip highway turn west at Cuayan. At water tower turn right 300 m. then cross river ford to the left. Up hill about 500 meters. See Google Earth picture. Alternate route through Anunas town if you don't want to risk the sand in the river bed That way won't be marked). Currently dry and recently maintained river ford. Easy short trail 6.4 km, but if you have weak ankles and don't like bush bashing, rocks etc., may want to shortcut and do the boring way 5 km - will be marked. Easy long trail I think but will find that on Sunday at last minute. On On Premiere. cujo and Answer Do
1975 6/12/2016 Deca Waterpark. Continue at end of Perimeter Rd, past the cement factory and turn left into Deca Homes. At security tell them you going to waterpark. Park along road to avoid congestion in car park. 2 runs .. short 3.5 to 4kms ... long approx 6kms. Easy run on both taking the weather into account. On home Premier Hotel Tight Arse & Finger in the Dyke
1974 6/5/2016 Cuayan. At Police station, corner of Poinsettia Avenue/Friendship Highway - turn West. At water tower continue left along the dike past the Manuali Barangay hall. On right before underpass. 4.5 k but will try to set a long if the rain lets up. On On. soggy butt
1973. 5/29/2016 Old swimming pool at Pangulo Porac. The Porac bridge is undergoing repairs,So drive straight on, then turn right, then right again and then a left, to get back on the track. At the Villa Maria sign turn left into barrio Pangulo. The turn off will be splashed with powder, and arrows, which will take you to the old swimming pool. Click on run No. for map. Last year at the same venue, the heavens opened, and wiped out the circle, the hare lost his spec's. Two trails, 3km and 7km. On-Home Niagara. Single Malt & Sip Sip in.
1972 5/22/2016 Bamban, Left turn up the mainang rd.follow that for 1.5Km, start is on left side by a small nipa hut, with parking space. Three trails, one short 3Km, one longer, and one false trail. Don't start before hares arrive. bring flashlight if you want to see inside japanese cave, and if so go in with partner. On-Home Niagara. Note, Fruit tree's along the trail, please no picking.. 2bottles & Sirena.
1971 5/15/2016 Over the Bridge to Nowhere, swing left and stop at the usual place at the junction before turning right up the hill. 7 to 8km long trail, about 5km for the short. Nothing strenuous!! On on at the Premiere. Nancy Boy
1970 5/8/2016 Cuayan. At Police station, corner of Poinsettia Avenue/Friendship Highway - turn West. At water tower continue left along the dike past the Manuali Barangay hall. Turn right, 75 meters after left turn, down the dirt track to the Start. Click on run# for map! Have you ever felt that one trail is not enough? Have you ever felt that the length of the two trails offered where not to your liking? Then this Sunday’s Hash is the Hash for you! There are four trails waiting for you in beautiful Cuayan. They are 6, 7, 9 and 10km long! Just decide how long you want to run/walk and follow the signs for your trail. There will be two splits with signs to guide you to your favourite trail. No wet feet unless we are unfortunate to get rain. No major hills. PLEASE OBSERVE!! As there is an election on Monday, only foreigners are allowed to consume alcohol! Filipino citizens are banned from drinking alcohol on May 8 and 9. On home is Premiere hotel! Vendor Bender & Pussy Licker
1969. 5/1/2016 Spillway, 3km down river from bridge to nowhere, if you are going through Base, head for Clark North entrance/exit of SCTEX, JUST before the toll booth do a U turn, and go up the dirt track onto the Dike. If going via the the expressway exit at Clark north, and go right up the track onto the dike.New solar farm on the top. Virgin run, according to the Chief Hare... 5 & 7km runs, wet feet!. On-home Premiere.Click on run No. for Map. Induces and helpers.